so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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