How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I think I just sharted jello shots
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