Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
never play flip cup with pint glasses
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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