Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
