You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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