ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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