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I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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