He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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