thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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