I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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