it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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