then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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