Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Watching her eat just hurts me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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