he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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