Tell her she can't have a vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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