wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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