Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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