This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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