He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
