She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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