Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You did what with his pubic hair?
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