I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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