You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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