I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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