Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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