she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
