My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
People in love make me want to vomit
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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