the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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