You just made me feel so damn special
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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