she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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