Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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