How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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