Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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