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guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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