I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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