The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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