So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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