i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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