Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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