Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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