I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm having to shit out rocks
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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