Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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