Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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