I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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