On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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