Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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