Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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