Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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