I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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