his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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