Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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