I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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