Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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